Today I have to do the dishes and walk the dog and pick up dry cleaning and do some gardenging. Which is too bad because I was really looking forward to drinking some black tea and rereading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

I get to visit my mom at the hospital tonight.

I finally started my period a week late. I don't even get to say Oh I'm So Relieved Because Me And My Boyfriend Have Been Going At It Like Rabbits because I don't have a boyfriend to go at it in a rabbit-esque fashion with. Pfft. I don't want one anyway so there.

I have instant breakfast and I'll be damned if that stuff doesn't smell weird.

I wish I had proper html skills to help design the new BoB layout but alas I am incredibly lame.

I'm watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof which as I'm sure many of you are aware is a fabulous movie. Although with Paul Newman and Elizabeth Taylor you can't tell me in theory that their babies wouldn't have been perfect-looking.