so tonight Shane and I went to dinner, a movie (signs, I screamed at a part and the entire theatre that was packed with people laughed at me), and dairy queen. but that is not the point of this entry.

the point of this entry is that we came back with a blizzard for kyle. he was watching a M*A*S*H marathon on tv, so Shane decided to join him. I decided to go online.

upon reaching my computer and opening outlook, msn messenger, and aim (my usual three), I realised my connection was INCREDIBLY slow. like, I couldn't even send messages over msn because it was so laggy. so I figured someone (Kyle) was probably downloading something, and I'd just play dumb and restart my computer.

so I did.

but that didn't fix it when I reconnected.

so I went over to his system to see what the fuck he was downloading that took so much of my bandwidth.

and. oh. my. god.

first off, he was downloading like a gig of crap. second off, said gig of crap was about five mpg/avi movies and fifteen million jpgs of MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN PORN.

I cannot decide whether to laugh or to be sickened or what. are those girls even legal?

god. I knew it was time to kick him out.