But anyway. I'm so glad that Kelly's kicked cancer up the arse. And I think that Erin's job will turn out to be a good thing. I can't help but think of promotions as good. And hooray for Tap and Lucy. Swimming to Australia is a fabulous idea, you can all stay in my laundry. (because it's the biggest room in the house. I will feed you down the laundry shoot.)

Actually, arriving on our shores in a swimming car is probably not such a good idea, we'd lock you up in one of our concentration camps *cough*, I mean, detention centres. Because this country has such a lovely refugee policy.

Good luck for everyone beginning school, and moving away to go to school and things. And may I reiterate how strange you all are beginning school at the end of the year. You're the wrong way around!