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i miss you.... - 2003-06-15 "Agreeance?" - 13 June 2003 death - 13 Jun Yo - 2003-03-23 Hello? - 2002-12-17 |
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Underwear is weird. I don't get it. I don't understand underwear. I am very content with my plain cotton bikini cut panties. With their little flowers and stripes and plaids. I do not understand the draw of Victoria's Secret underwear. They ride up and the satin is no fun and lace can itch. I wouldn't want to subject myself to such discomfort. And above all. I don't want strings in my ass. I've maintained a good buffer zone between the interior of my ass and every other thing that my ass has come into contact with. No. Things please stay out of my ass. I don't understand underwear. Or people who put soda bottles in their butt. I don't think I will ever understand someone who puts a soda bottle in their butt. -Erin
'til next time,
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"But we in it shall be remember'd; we
few, we happy few, we
band of brothers
; for he
today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
this day shall gentle his condition: and gentlemen in England now a-bed shall
think themselves accused they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap
whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
William Shakespeare |