Heh, heh, out of the blue I write! Molly may just keel over in her seat once she sees this entry. I figure a good shock can be very good for the soul every once in a while.

All right, I'm going to start off with the joke of the day:

Why did the soldier salute the television set?

Because it was General Electric!!

Hopefully, Molly was kind enough to warn you guys that I am an avid teller of bad corny jokes. Some people smoke cigarettes. I tell bad jokes. I can't help myself. So, if Molly didn't warn you, then I guess that will make Shock #2 for today. But rest assured, you all will recover. It might take a few days, but...