Hey kids.

I just thought I'd stop by and give you a little idea of how funny our Claire is.

Warning: This may only be funny to me and Claire because we're all hopped up on sugar.

RaynDancin (22:20:47): me and molly are going to make martha stewart wishlists if you wanna get in on that shit.
Xfilenutz (22:21:06): martha stewart wishlists? this is truly frightening, lol
Xfilenutz (22:21:17): where are you doing this?
RaynDancin (22:21:37): www.marthastewart.com
Xfilenutz (22:21:58): ok, i'll look, heh
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RaynDancin (22:47:54): dood. martha has storage bins for everything imaginable.
Xfilenutz (22:48:04): she is so insane
RaynDancin (22:48:09): lol
Xfilenutz (22:48:32): seriously!
RaynDancin (22:48:51): kitchen supply dispenser rack? lol.. that's GOOD STUFF.
Xfilenutz (22:48:55): woah
Xfilenutz (22:49:08): ::hides::
RaynDancin (22:49:13): silverware drawer liner...lol
Xfilenutz (22:49:25): my god, will it ever end?
RaynDancin (22:50:42): lol.. she's so funny.
RaynDancin (22:51:06): she sells those handheld blacklights that cops use to see if there's semen on sheets. heh
Xfilenutz (22:51:16): oh my god, lol
Xfilenutz (22:51:30): i def. should just make a wishlist of the scary stuff she sells
Xfilenutz (22:51:34): that'd be funny
RaynDancin (22:51:46): lol
RaynDancin (22:51:53): it's all the expensive shit, too, that's weird.
Xfilenutz (22:52:05): heh. pay a lot of money for weird stuff. it's weird chic!
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RaynDancin (22:54:47): this thing is fucking cool, though.

http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=product&id=product5907
Xfilenutz (22:55:42): that shit's industrial
RaynDancin (22:55:48): lol
Xfilenutz (22:56:07): wow, it even says so in the blurb. cooool.
RaynDancin (22:56:34): do you even OWN an umbrella?
Xfilenutz (22:56:41): you bet
Xfilenutz (22:56:46): it rains all the time here
RaynDancin (22:58:00): o. i'll get you the copper umbrella stand, then.
Xfilenutz (22:58:19): lol, i don't think a single umbrella necessitates a copper stand, lol
RaynDancin (22:58:45): it definitely does, my friend. definitely does.
Xfilenutz (22:58:53): Well. Well then.
RaynDancin (23:05:28): that would just be fucking hilarious if one day you got a package and it was a copper fucking umbrella stand from martha stewart.
Xfilenutz (23:05:37): i would die
RaynDancin (23:07:05): good god, that would be funny. i mean.. how does one react to that? i mean, YOU would see the martha stewart sticker and be like, "oh, jesus. sara." but what would some random-ass person do? like if you and me lived together and we sent a copper umbrella stand to like, amy or mike or something? jesus. that would be good stuff.
Xfilenutz (23:07:32): Hahahaha that would rock. but i say we send them the flashlight thing
RaynDancin (23:10:04): the best part about my last thing to you is that i typed "like if you and me mlived together," and in my brain i thought, "mlived. like MLIFE!" and i cracked myself up for about 15 minutes.
Xfilenutz (23:10:14): hahahaha
Xfilenutz (23:11:47): what the heck is MLife anyway?
RaynDancin (23:11:58): i'unno. i thought it was some kind of stock type thing.
Xfilenutz (23:12:15): i have no clue. those kind of things confuse me. that and the ING company
Xfilenutz (23:12:52): and merrill lynch. and then that commercial that says stuff like "we don't make the products you use. we make the products you use better." what's that about? what do they do?
RaynDancin (23:13:15): they make the products you use better.
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RaynDancin (23:13:56): lol.. when i told ben martha stewart sells semen-detecting black lights he said, "oh, gross." lol
Xfilenutz (23:14:19): hahah. he just doesn't see the beauty in this large quantity of weirdness
RaynDancin (23:14:46): i'm totally posting this truly hilarious conversation in BoB as a testament to How Cool Clare and Sara Are.
Xfilenutz (23:14:54): lol, rock on
Xfilenutz (23:15:15): maybe someone will know what that company does

Xfilenutz (23:15:26): it's like the tootsie pop mystery. "the world may never know"
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Xfilenutz (23:18:35): i think that my main problem tonight is that first i had a popsicle, and now i'm eating Nerds, and that's just way too much sugar for one claire.
Xfilenutz (23:19:18): i'm so hyper
RaynDancin (23:19:20): i think i'm giddy 'cuz you and i got to laughing early and now everything is funny.
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RaynDancin (23:21:26): i feel like a pickle.
RaynDancin (23:21:29): lol..nope.
Xfilenutz (23:21:33): sometimes you feel like a nit
RaynDancin (23:21:35): i feel like i would like to consume a pickle.
Xfilenutz (23:21:36): oops nut, lol
RaynDancin (23:21:39): nit. lol
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Xfilenutz (23:21:54): now that the original was much better
Xfilenutz (23:22:10): in fact that entire commercial was the entire spectrum of wrong
Xfilenutz (23:22:17): oops now=not
Xfilenutz (23:22:27): Claire of many typos
Xfilenutz (23:22:55): my friend, consume a pickle then. and i just typed that with a straight face, go me

lol..Claire so funny.