1. Ducks

2. That face babies make when they taste something sour for the first time.

3. The word 'Rectory' *snicker*

4. Everyone's big toe

5. The phrase 'Penal code' (Why do I sound like Beavis tonight?)

5. Everyone's big toe

6. When you make eye contact with a friend during a time when you aren't supposed to laugh.

7. High school guidance counselors (If they knew anything about finding a career...)

8. Purple vegetables

9. When I yell "Them 'taters got eyes!" when we're having baked potatoes for supper. (Or is that only funny to me?)

10. Watching socks spinning around in the washing machine. (Okay, so it was a slow day!)