---Body---

� What do you most like about your body? My hair, I guess. Natural redheads foreva.
� And least? My abs-ish area. I've totally let it go to shit since I stopped playing soccer. Boo.
� How many fillings do you have? I think three? Three fillings, three fake teeth. Yep, I'm totally more city ghetto than Molly is country ghetto.
� Do you think you're good looking? Yes.
� Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking? Yes.
� Do you look like any celebrities? A young Farrah Fawcett? I don't really know; that's what my mommy says.
� Do you wear a watch? YES. I feel naked without my watch, although I haven't had it in a good couple of weeks because the battery died and I'm too lazy to get it replaced.
� How many coats and jackets do you own? Uh.. maybe like, 2 or 3. I'm not a big coat/jacket person, unless it's uber-cold. And even then, I'd prefer a fleece. Or a sweatshirt. I have an assload of sweatshirts.
� Favorite pants/skirt color? I'm a big fan of dark denim. Mmm, dark denim!
� Most expensive item of clothing? Maybe my dress from Arden B. that I got for the NACURH banquet last year. But I think I got that on sale, so maybe not. Maybe my Birks, or my zippy hooker boots.
� What kind of shoes do you wear? I wear an ass-ton of flippies. I love flippies. And of course my Birks. And my zippy hooker boots. They do indeed make the masses randy, as Erin sez.
� Describe your style in one word: Style?

-- Your Friends --

� Do your friends 'know' you? Most of them.
� What do they tend to be like? Loud, obnoxious, vociferous, intelligent, beautiful, vulgar ladies with attitude. And then there's Ben.
� Are there traits in you that are universally liked? HaHA.
� How many people do you tell everything to? Three. Val and Molly and Ben.

-- Music/TV/Film/Books --

� Favorite band ever? Counting Crows!
� Most listened to groups? Counting Crows, Garth Brooks, The Ranch, Tinker's Punishment, The Eagles, old Dave Matthews, Edwin McCain...
� Do you find any musicians good-looking? NO. Especially not Adam Duritz.
� Can you play an/any instrument(s)? I can play yer mama like nobody's bizness.
� Type of music most listened to? I guess country. I'm a total fucking hick, and I'm fine with it.
� Type never listened to? I hate music that yells at me.
� Favorite book? The Bible. Or The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks.

-- Religion --

� Do you detest religion? No. Religion is cool stuff.
� How do you think this universe was formed? Eh...too mind bending. Andreas and I tried to talk about this the other night, but our brains twisted themselves into each other and we tired quickly.
� If you currently follow a religion, do you think people who belong to another religion are ignorant? Yep, 'cuz I am indeed that ignorant.

-- Homosexuality --

� What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands? "Blah. Happy couples."
� Do you detest homosexuality? Yeah I do, 'cuz it's totally my place to judge.
� Do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children? Dood. Anyone who wants to bring up children so I don't have to is good in my eyes.

-- General Questions --

Whom do you believe is the smartest PERSON alive at the moment? Oh. Smartest PERSON, as opposed to smartest possum. Got it. My pa-pa is pretty smart.
� What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? Depends on my plans for the day.
� Do you consider yourself lucky? I prefer the word "blessed."
� Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide? I feel pity for their families, 'cuz I can only imagine their emptiness and desperation. I mostly feel sad for people who kill themselves...
� Choose one word to describe how you feel most often. Loved.
� Do you own any plaid clothing? BJ's plaid pants.
� Do you own Converse shoes? Neg.
� Do you own Saucony shoes? ?
� Do you own old school Nikes? NO! Adidas forever.
� Do you wear tight pants? Not as often as I wear tight skirts. What?
� Is there more than one zipper in your pants? No--did these questions come from 1987? Haha... Erin's funny.
� Do you know what a squatter flap is? Isn't that a type of pancake?
� Do you own a messenger bag? A couple-three.
� Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? Duh.
� Do you own braces? Do I own braces?
� Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth? Sure.
� Do you have short, shaggy hair? Shit yeah. Emo-boy hair forever.
� Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? Neg.
� Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? Dead sexy, baby. What?
� Do you think mohawks are "neat"? I kissed a boy with a mohawk once.
� Is your hair black or red? RED, motha'fucka'.
� Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?
� Do you own a bandana? Yes. It's yellow, and I got it at IACURH two years ago on hippie fun day.
� Do you wear plugs in your ears? Dood, what?
� Are you amused by safety pins? No. I h8 those things.
� Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? Neg.
� Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? My flippies have rhinestones. Does that count?
� Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London? Did you just make those up?
� Do you enjoy leopard print? Not so much.

-- Habits/beliefs --

� Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)? Thanks for clarifying the meaning of "disgruntled." No I am not.
� Are you an anarchist? Haha.. at first I thought that said an anti-Christ. Either way, no.
� Does the American flag anger you? No.
� Are you "working class"? Hell yes! Blue collar 'till I die.
� Do you dislike "preps"? I dislike "snobs".
� Do you dislike Hot Topic? I dislike that they sell Thursday shirts.
� Do you smoke cigarettes? Gross, no.
� Do you smoke cloves? Only Molly's. HaHA.
� Are you a thin waif? yes/no.
� Are you vegan/vegetarian? No. I'm a hardcore meat-eater.
� Do you think meat is murder? No. I think murder is murder.
� Do your nighttime activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting? THAT FUCKING NELLY SONG IS ON IN THE WAREHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no.
� Have you ever slept in an alley or park? I slept in Central Park once.
� Do you wash your hair less than once a week? No. I wash it everyday.
� Have you ever gone a week without a shower? We used to go like, five days without a shower at camp.
� Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? Uh?
� Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? Of course. He wrote about Denver, kids.
� Do you like Mr. Kerouac? I hated On The Road.
� Should Mumia Abu-jamal be freed from prison? YES! That case is so angering. Worse than the West Memphis 3 case, even.
� Are you a member of the Makeout Club? Haha. No.
� Do you say "rad"? Dood. I say rad like it's my job.

� Age: 22
� Birthday: 12 Nov 79
� Sign: Scorpi-hoooooooooo
� Location: Denver.
� School: NO.
� Status: In a relationship, or something.
� Crush: Duh.
� Virgin? Hell nah.
� Natural hair color: Strawberry-blonde.
� Current hair color:see above
� Eye color: Blue.
� Height: 5'3"
� Birthplace: I bet Claire is the only person who knows. Phoenix, AZ
� Shoe size: 6, or somethin'.
� Parents: Divorced.
� Siblings: Two...one I don't speak to.
� Live with: My mom and sister and stepdad. Blah.

What an excellent work time waster!