Part 1: Who do I miss the most?
Well, my answer isn't an actual person, it's more of a title. To be completely predictable, I miss a father. I've never had one, and I've always longed for one.

Part 2: Who's my favorite?
To be fair to all of my friends past and present, it isn't one of you. 'Cause I love so many of you, and I could never, ever choose.

To be completely cold and non-human, it isn't my family. 'Cause I don't like most of them, I don't love any of them, and I wouldn't miss even my mom for very long.

Honestly, I don't have one favorite person. So, I'm gonna go with Abe. That's right, good ol' Abe Lincoln, my first crush, arguably the coolest American President ever, Mr. Sexy himself.

Nice, short one, no?