I'm sorry for my recent lack of BoB updates. Please feel free toss rancid milk in my general direction. (but I'd rather you throw Spider Monkeys at me.)

I'm feeling a little better. It helps knowing I've got you guys. I just wish I could teleport y'all here for a group hug. (During which I would grab Molly's ass.)

So. Some stuff I've learned recently:

-MST3K makes junk email fun.

-Aph will eat Guinea Pig poop if given half a chance.

-I'm blessed with the most amazing friends in the whole, wide world.

-Crying too much makes your eyes hurt like the dickens.

-You can swear at the dentist when he's got his hands in your mouth and they won't know what you're saying.

-It's hard to say "That hurts, you son of a Republican Llama!" with someone's hand in your mouth.