Holy crap. Can I sit upright long enough to do an entry?

Y'know what I need? I need someone to smurf me up some smurf juice so I can smurf this silly Endometriosis. That'd be smurfy!

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Reasons why I love BoB:

1. I'm getting to know y'all better and it feels like we're family.

2. Everyone here is a great writer with a wonderfully twisted sense of humor.

3. We're all so different, but so respectful of those differences and so willing to poke fun at them at the same time! How rare is that???

4. You're all some of the sweetest, most kickass broads I know! (You too, John!)

5. Friendship is such a rare gift in this world. We're so lucky to have one another.

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I would write more, but even as I type my red blood cells are writing a "Help Wanted" ad for the local newspaper. I told them to quit sitting around in the Spleen playing dirty word Scrabble when they should've been planning for times like this but they never listen. Lazy little bastards!