1) my toenails are painted and the color is called Bing Cherry.

2) earlier today I dropped the vacuum cleaner on my toe and I yelped and howled and cried and made an ass of myself and NO ONE CARED.

3) I had delete most everything in my e-mail BoB folder because I had two hundred plus messages and hotmail was being a Ho. That's right Ho. A Damn Ho.

4) I've been listening to Bjork's Telegram for seventy-two hours in a row and I have yet to get tired of it. It's a good CD.

5) I sent out the first wave of letters on Thursday and tomorrow and Tuesday the next set of obnoxious green envelopes will invade your homes. Prepare yourselves for non-existent punctuation and enough rambling to ensure my election as state senator. Vote Erin in 2008.

6) I like that Chex Morning Mix. Is good.

7) I lost my phone but it doesn't matter because no one ever calls me. Ha ha. Hermitude has its perks. I hate the phone the same way I hate peaches and genocide.