25 things that make me happy!

1. The people (and animals) that I love.

2. When a baby smiles at me.

3. Reading

4. Writing

5. d*land

6. Laughing

7. Giving/getting hugs.

8. Music

9. Herpetology

10. Egyptology

11. My favorite movies.

12. The scent of our night-blooming Jasmine in the backyard.

13. Being naked!

14. Having Shampoo, Conditioner, body wash, body lotion and powder in my favorite scents. (currently Melon and Lavender) Ahhhh, bliss.

15. Playing with Aph

16. Snuggling Woodstock

17. My mom

18. My stuffed 'Swamp Thing'

19. Getting packages in the mail.

20. The scents of Christmas.

21. LARP

22. Making the people I love happy.

23. Pure, Columbian Cocaine. (Kidding, kidding!)

24. Monkeys

25. Reptiles

How's everybody doing?

If you need some cheering up, here are a few truly terrible monster jokes:

What happened when Dracula started writing poetry? He went from bat to verse.

What would Dracula be called if he won the national election held every four years? President of the United States.

What has fangs and is black and white on the inside and clear on the outside? A vampire in a plastic baggie.

Question: Is it true that you can escape from Dracula by carrying a clove of Garlic?

Answer: Sure, if you can carry it fast enough!

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue heard of the Invisible Man?

What do you get when you cross the invisible man with a jar of vanishing cream? What does it matter? Whatever you get, you won't be able to see it.

What is white and powdery? Carnation Instant Ghost!

What goes CLOMP, squish, CLOMP, squish, CLOMP, squish, CLOMP? Frankenstein's monster when one of his sneakers gets wet.

What's red and white on the outside and has yards of bandages on the inside? Campbell's Cream of Mummy soup!