Band of Brothers - "We Few, We Happy Few..."

In light of our recent donation to lovely Quoted's cause:

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts o / o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And also, this is hilarious:

Top 10 Diaryland Members Area Activities (+1)

1. Check your stats.

2. Gaze in wonder at the odd google search that lead to you.

3. Check your buddy list

4. Read other diaries. Marvel.

5. Check to see if anyone has added you to their favourites list. No, but someone has taken you off.

6. Worry about this.

7. Update. Check your stats again.

8. Make tiny html adjustments, then undo them.

9. Wonder why on earth you care about people visiting your site. Ponder.

10. Become agitated at all this implies. Decide to remove your stat counter.

11. Check your stats.

brought to you by Pam, who loves you all.

'til next time,

Funny things
9:48 a.m. @ 2002-03-20